Beach incident (super funny)
I was with some friends last Thursday sa beach. Then me and M decided to buy more drinks and food so we went to the counter. The owner (who’s also the one serving) was taking a guy’s order. Then after the guy said his order, Ms. Owner told him, “You’re so gwapo. Can I have your picture? I’ll put it there oh.” Me and M were like what the fuck, seriously? Haha!...
Hindi pa din ako makamove on hanggang ngayon. He’s effortlessly funny. :)) Ang cute cute pa. I call him ice cream. Long story. And he calls me ice cream lover. Haha! Munsira. Lalala. I’m happy. Hi Ice cream! :) “Please don’t be inlove with someone else. Please don’t have somebody waiting on you.”
Kung wala kang planong seryosohin siya. 'Wag kang...
Bakit kaya di ako tinetext ng boyfriend ko?
Ay, oo nga pala. Wala ako nun.
We were on our way home last night when we saw an accident. A car, motorcycle, and a gas tank truck were involved. It was scary. The car and motor were seriously wrecked. The motor guy was under the gas tank truck and he was bleeding, blood all over his body. Ugh. I regret that I took a look at it because it made me want to puke. Kadiri talaga. I hate blood, accidents, and violence.
To those snatchers, I hope you won't buy drugs...
My dad was on his way to Pampanga this afternoon (‘cause we agreed to meet there) when he was snatched by teenagers. He was walking when all of a sudden, a guy grabbed his necklace from behind. I think that guy is really strong because he was able to take that necklace off my dad’s neck. Well, first, my dad’s a tall guy. Then second, that necklace is sort of like a chain? It...
It's like I'm crying because of my cold. HAHA! Oh,...
Para sa blogger na kaka-follow ko pa lang: Sana...
May bago akong ni-follow na blog. Masyado akong naging interesado sa kanya. Ewan ko? Sobrang ni-stalk ko kasi Tumblr account nya. HAHA! As in nagback read ako ng todo. Ganon ako kadesidido na may makuhang info about him. Pero first name nya lang nalaman ko! HAHA! So yun, sa pagba-back read ko, nakuha nya atensyon ko. Parang, gusto ko sya ma-meet sa personal talaga and maging ka-close. Na-amaze...
I just don't get it? Enlighten me, please.
Last week was fun, wild, intense, and unusual. I met lots of guys and they were like all over me. Not bragging, just sharing ‘cause I don’t get why they acted that way (it was very fast for me and it was kinda weird because all the guys I met last week liked me easily without getting to know me first. They were very very very fast and I wasn’t just used to that). It was...
Mistakes. We all make them. They usually start with the best of intentions. Like...– Gossip Girl (via caroline-barbieforbes)
pilosopogyno: Tanginang ‘yan, kaya nga nauso ‘yung DotA, Counter Strike at iba pang laro para may mapaglaruan e. Ako pa gusto.
DON'T CALL ME BABE.
First of all, we’re not together. We’re not even close to begin with. Second, I’m not a pig. I may eat like one but I sure hella doesn’t look like one and smell like one. And please do yourself a favor, stop texting and calling me because I assure you, you’ll get no reply from me even if your life depended on it. I’m just saving you darling from the pain you...
NOTE: Sorry but I had to do this. At least I’m kind enough not to post the last four digits of your number. But you’re really creeping me out so this is the price you have to pay. Muahaha (in case it’s not that obvious, that’s an evil laugh). MESSAGE: I don’t have time for your petty games, KID. So stop draining my phone’s battery by calling me then putting it...
After I jogged last night at CCP with some friends, I took a shower and went to Time Out located at UM near our school. Me and my friends played beer pong and we were challenged by a lot. HAHA! Kasi my team mate (who is a girl too) and I always win and beat guys. So they were sort of challenged by us. Kasi their egos were hurt daw. HAHA! So there. Then there were these guys who were able to beat...
He was turned on. OOOHHHYEAH. :))))
Guy friend: Gi, ano perfume mo? Me: Huh? Bakit? Guy friend: Wala, sobrang nakaka-turn on eh. **I read somewhere that even if two people use the same perfume, they will still have different scents because of the natural scents of their bodies mixed with the perfume. So there. Not sure if true.
dad: what are you listening to?
me: uh i'm lis-
dad: you me at seven?
dad: bad charlotte?
dad: all time high?
dad: difficult plan?
dad: laughs for 10 minutes at own jokes
The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)